Just got back from a trip to Yellowstone. In Cody,Wyoming I went in the most popular saloon there. It was empty except for me and the bartender. I asked " Where is everyone?" The barman answered "They're all down at the hanging."
I asked "Who are they hanging?" Reply was " Brown paper Pete."
"Who is he?" I enquired. "Oh, he's a guy that wears brown paper pants, a brown paper shirt. Brown paper hat and vest. All brown paper."
Finally I asked " what are they hanging him for?"
"Rustlin' " he answered.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
Be safe and good luck fishing
Yep!
LOL- a good one, thanks
Good one!