The Texas Ranger
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a Texas Ranger.

The ranger walks up and taps on the driver's window, the driver powers it down and the ranger smacks the driver in the head with his baton.

"Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?"

The ranger says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your driver's license, car registration and proof of insurance ready."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not from around here."

The ranger writes the guy a ticket and gives his license and paperwork back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger powers his window down and the ranger smacks him with his baton.

"Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"

The ranger says, "Just making your wish come true."

"What the heck does that mean?" asks the guy.

"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, "I wish that jerk would've tried that crap with me!"
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