school bullies
Neighbors kid came home from school beaten up and crying. Mom asked him what was up? He said the kids kept saying he had a big head and was funny looking so he had to fight. Mom said kids will be bullies and don't let itbother him. Next day he came in beaten and crying. He explained that the kids kept taunting him and saying he had a big head and looked funny. Third day he came back and said he didn't want to go back to school because they inasisted on making fun of him saying he had a big head and looked funny. Mom said for him to go back but she needed a favor. "Stop by the market and pick up a few items. I need a dozen eggs, a gallon of milk, pound of bacon, 5 pound bag of potatoes, a frozen pizza and a loaf of bread."
He asked " where am I gonna put all that?"
"In your hat." she replied.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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