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    A guy we'll just call Dave was down on his luck. He prayed " Lord, let me win the lottery. I'm desperate." He didn't win. Week later he again asked to win. He failed to win and his car was repoed. Without transportation he lost his job,without a job he lost his house, then his wife and family. Each loss was met with the same prayer but still he never won.
    Then one day there came a flash of bright light and a voice rang out " Meet me halfway, Dave. Buy a danged ticket!"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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    I've been buying!!!!!

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    Well sense your still posting you haven't checked your ticket or it wasn't you that won. Psst check your wife's purse, she might be holding out.
    You know me, I'm always ready for a road trip. Chip Newest member of Traveling Team Overalls
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    Oh I’ve already checked mine and the work pool tickets. I’m hoping maybe one of my very good S.C. fishing buddies won it. Being all Crappie.com members were practically family right???
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    I did win it. hit the megaball and got my 2 bucks back,
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.

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