Thread: A couple of funnies............

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself that if i fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So, I drank all the scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.


Husband and wife have a fight. The wife calls her mom up and says, "Mom, he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you". the Mom says "NO, darling, he must pay for his mistakes. I'm coming to live with you." Moral of the story.........never fight with your wife.

lol