When 2 deputies came in and asked a co-worker if he had a picture of his wife. He dug one from his wallet and gave it to them. They looked at it and one said " We are sorry to tell you that it looks like she has been hit by a truck." He replied" Yes, but she has a great personality and is a good cook."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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