1: Is made him stay home and dust.

2: He was waiting for his Hair Club For Men delivery.

3: He’s ugly

4: He was intimidated by my awesome fishing prowess.

5: He was afraid we were all going to make fun of him.

6: He was scared of Slab’s puppy

7: He was afraid he might have to bring something

8: He didn’t want to get in trouble for getting his shoes muddy

9: If he won a door prize, he wouldn’t know how to use it.

10: He was afraid we might put him to work.

Y’all feel free to add to the list.


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