after I had been married for 6 or 7 months when the old lady said that I was spending too much time fishing and not staying home to help with the chores. (You know...women's work.. Like cutting firewood, mowing the yard, paying bills and such.) I told her " you're beginning to sound an awful lot like my ex-wife." She replied "Ex-wife? I didn't know you were married before." I told her "I wasn't."