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    Dreamed last night that I went cold weather fishing but only had something like an hour to fish so I wasn't keeping any fish. Well, I start s pulling in fish after fish after fish. I had thrown back 50 so I decided to keep a mess. Caught a nice 14" fish and put it in the livewell. Then tripped and fell out of the boat on the way back to the front.

    The cold water swallowed me down and everything faded to black. Poor old G was the one that rolled up on me and spotted me in the water. But he only caught 3 more from the spot. He figured I musta thrashed around too much and ruined the hole.


    At the funeral, the whole of C.C showed up. G was asked to speak and when he mention I was too young to go and how awful it was that I only caught 1 fish on my las trip. Well, that started DD to snickering, which quickly spread through out the crowd. My pastor had to kick the whole c.c contingent out.

    I was floating amongst the whole thing and no mater how I tried to scream 51!!!! No one heard me. It was awful.

    Moral of the story.

    1). Wear a life jacket.
    2) Don't tell G where you're fishing, he'll come claim jump ya.
    3) Make DD sit on the back row at your funeral.
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    Funny!

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    Good one.

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    Hahahahahaha VERY GOOD!!!!!

    Had to be a far-fetched dream for sure tho! 51 crappie.......is 50 too many!

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    Looks like Chris has cabin fever
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Horrible dream! It could happen!

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    What

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    HAHA

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