The Centipede

[strmwalker]

The Centipede

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A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.

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So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

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After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.

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He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.

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So he asked the centipede

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in the box,�
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."

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But there was no answer�
from his new pet.

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This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"

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But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.

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The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.

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This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,

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"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go�
to
church with me�
and learn about God?"

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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......

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This time,�
a little voicecame out of the box,

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"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my shoes on!"

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[Rees Guide]

[scrat]

That's a good un.

[wilbur]

GREAT

["G"]

Thats good lol

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[Billbob]

[Slab Slinger]

That’s a good one.


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[SlabLapper4sure]

Like I said all along! "You ain't right".

[Redge]

LOL


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