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    Of the time daddy gave me money to go pay the electric bill. On the way I stopped by a store and they were raffling off a new car. Daddy's old ford was getting run down so I spent the money on raffle tickets. When I got home and daddy found out what I had done he beat the crap out of me. Next morning we looked out and someone pulled up in a new car. It was a man from the electric company and he got out and shut off our electricity. Daddy beat the crap out of me again.
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    That's a good'un.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur View Post
    You aint right
    that's what daddy said and he beat the crap out of one more time. Of course we had a poor relationship. One time he came into my room unannounced. When he saw what I was doing he said "If you keep doing that you'll go blind!" I said "I'm over here, Dad."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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    Likes windstone, wilbur LIKED above post

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    Glad you’re feeling better. Reminds meReminds me


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    Another good un.



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