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Was in there this morning. A mississippi man and an arkie were at the counter. Every time the clerk turned his head the ms guy would take a donut and put it in his pocket. He turned to the armor and said "am I not the greatest?" The arkie replied" not so great. I can do the same thing legally." No way said ms guy. Clerk comes over and armor says give me a donut and I will show you a magic trick. He eats the donut and asks for another. Eats it too. One more donut and he eats the third. Clerk asks "where's the magic trick?" Arkie says " look in the ms guys pocket."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
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