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  1. 06-24-2017, 07:56 AM #1
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    Was in there this morning. A mississippi man and an arkie were at the counter. Every time the clerk turned his head the ms guy would take a donut and put it in his pocket. He turned to the armor and said "am I not the greatest?" The arkie replied" not so great. I can do the same thing legally." No way said ms guy. Clerk comes over and armor says give me a donut and I will show you a magic trick. He eats the donut and asks for another. Eats it too. One more donut and he eats the third. Clerk asks "where's the magic trick?" Arkie says " look in the ms guys pocket."
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    Now that's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    Was in there this morning. A mississippi man and an arkie were at the counter. Every time the clerk turned his head the ms guy would take a donut and put it in his pocket. He turned to the armor and said "am I not the greatest?" The arkie replied" not so great. I can do the same thing legally." No way said ms guy. Clerk comes over and armor says give me a donut and I will show you a magic trick. He eats the donut and asks for another. Eats it too. One more donut and he eats the third. Clerk asks "where's the magic trick?" Arkie says " look in the ms guys pocket."
    Lol!!!
    Are you trying to say a Arkansas citizen or a Arkie crankbait is smarter than a Mississippi citizen????

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  5. 06-24-2017, 03:30 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bandchaser View Post
    Lol!!!
    Are you trying to say a Arkansas citizen or a Arkie crankbait is smarter than a Mississippi citizen????

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    uhhh, that would be pretty easy to confirm
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