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    Heard an odd conversation. Deputy Johnson radioed in "we have a shooting out here on route 2."

    Captain Fuller asked what happened.

    Deputy replied " A woman shot her husband for walking in on a freshly mopped floor!"

    Captain asked "Did you arrest her?"

    Deputy said "No. The floor hasn't dried yet."
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    lmao....that's funny.

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    Man he might have been smart.
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    hahaha

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    listening to police scanner last night. Lol
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    That's a good one!
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