Thread: New Medicare plan

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan



If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself.
The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what
do you do? You opt for Part G.

Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be
sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you
need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing
aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they
can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians
while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
more income taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ....

Sounds good to me.