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    I heard the story of the Native American who graduated from Harvard and went back home where since he was so educated was appointed chief. About this time in his first year he figured out that he actually knew little of the indian life. He knew winter was coming so he told the tribe that they should lay in a supply of wood. The tribe set out and collected a stack of firewood. Chief thought "I wonder if that's enough" Being educated he went to the weather bureau and asked a meteorologist if it looked like a bad winter. "Yes.It does." was the reply. He went back and said "It's gonna be a bad winter. Better get more wood". Pile got bigger. He goes back to weathermen and asks "Is it gonna be bad or real bad?" Real bad was answer. Goes back and says "More wood. Real bad winter coming." Big pile now. Still he goes back to weather man. Real bad or worse? Weatherman says"It's gonna be a terrible winter,,, the Indians are gathering wood like crazy!!!!!!"
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    I didn't get this one. Was it a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bird down View Post
    I didn't get this one. Was it a joke?
    BD, weatherman getting his forecast by how much wood the Indians are stockpiling and they are stockpiling based on his forecast.
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    Pretty good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    BD, weatherman getting his forecast by how much wood the Indians are stockpiling and they are stockpiling based on his forecast.
    Oh, ha

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