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  1. 09-30-2014, 10:03 AM #1
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    A Baptist preacher decided to play hooky one Sunday to play a round of golf. He claimed his sick brother needed his company. About hole 12 Gabriel said to God "are you gonna let him get by with this?" God replied " watch this." The preacher hit his tee shot on the 425 yard number 13 and it was a magnificent shot. Landed on the fringe and rolled into the cup for a hole in one. Gabriel says " why would you let him do that? God replies "who's he gonna tell?"
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    That's funny!!
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    ha....good one
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    lol
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    Bawahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    That ones great..... Lol...
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