Hold my beer and watch this
This contest is being posted on both the Mississippi forum and the Missouri forum. The winner must be from one of those states, but entries can be posted on either board. Winner gets a $25 gift card AND $100 will be donated to Crappie.com on behalf of that state's forum. Winner will be announced on Monday, February 10th (30 days). Winner will be selected by a panel of judges (my wife and kids) and entries will be anonymous to preserve partiality.
So what we're looking for are your colloquialisms.....your idioms....your vernacular....
Those sayings that you use every day to best express your meaning.
For example:
"It's colder than a well digger's butt!"
"My live well has been as dry as a popcorn fart."
"My boat motor was shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit!"
"Monty's coveralls smell so bad they'd knock a buzzard off a gut pile!"
Get the idea? For best results, use in a sentence.
Best of luck, and may the best state win!!
Hold my beer and watch this
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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For your convenience, here is a link to the same thread on the Missouri Off Topic forum....for smack talk and such....
http://www.crappie.com/crappie/showt...i-vs-Missouri)
And remember all site rules apply so keep them nice guys
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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We gonna make it we just might not look so good .
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Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.