That deer couldn't stand up with a rack like that, Very Good Mr. Jim
TROPHY MONSTER BUCK DEER
To my hunting and other friends
My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Below is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
P.S. "AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PRESENT HEALTH INSURANCE "
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That deer couldn't stand up with a rack like that, Very Good Mr. Jim
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Bwahahaha
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I think that's the one I missed last year. Lol
Good one Mr. Jim.
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nice rack must be true read it on the net
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it would have been a shooter in 3 more years
Obama wouldnt lie, so it's gota be true
Good one Mr Jim.
Bet he had to walk backwards kinda like someone's political career!
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