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    Default Full-body scanners :)


    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
    All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..." :D :p :D

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    that ought to do it, lol
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    Well on that note, it's time for me to head for the hills. Have a great evening, all!

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    You too CN
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    Yea, I got that thru email and thought it was pretty cool.
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    So lets geter done. Write your Congressmen and Senators and get them busy on this. Heck if we can save a state park we should be able to get this done too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by satdoc1 View Post
    So lets geter done. Write your Congressmen and Senators and get them busy on this. Heck if we can save a state park we should be able to get this done too!
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    Sounds like a winner to me.

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