Thread: OLD IS WHEN (just for you SATDOC)

Bwahahahaha :D

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

at Camp with a screw on top so Sat can't open it without breaking it. LOL. All I got to do is look for any evidense of JB Weld on it to see if he's messed with it. BWAAA HAHAHA

Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

DD....you made mine and jimfish's day with this being just for satdoc only. Bwhahaha :D

it was meant for a few others too, not naming anybody, but YOU know who you are, lol.....I am just glad ya'll are getting old, the alternative is not as good

DD, you forgot about the super glue trick. Clear super glue on yo cup so when ya picks it up ya wont be able to turn it loose!

Just remember one thing , ya brought this all on yourself..

Sat, the only problem there is once he picks it up he don't want to let it go. You would just be helping him to hang on after he consumes a couple of cups.

It all depends on which hand he picks it up with, after a few he is gonna have to relieve himself. Ever try gettin it done with only one hand. OOps , sorry yep you have.LOL