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    BEST POLICE PRESS QUOTE OF 2009...



    POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

    An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

    The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

    Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

    Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

    The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

    that's an even better answer
    Believe Dat!

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    I like that....thats telling it like it is. :D
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    Good stuff for sure
    nothing beats time on the water

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    That is what this country needs to do to anyone that kills someone else. Shoot first ask questions later!
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    Another true story: From the Des Moines IA paper. An 82 year old lady shot a bugular in her home. During the investigation, the judge asked why she shot him "six" times, and she said, "Because when I pulled the trigger the seventh time it went 'click'. Gotta love 'old school', guys.

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    I like the Katie Couric interview with the marine sniper.
    Katie: What does it feel like to take a human life?

    Marine Sniper: A slight recoil maam!
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    Quote Originally Posted by torch View Post
    I like the Katie Couric interview with the marine sniper.
    Katie: What does it feel like to take a human life?

    Marine Sniper: A slight recoil maam!
    when i went to sniper school they asked that question there and man some of the respones where good but there were a few that skeert me.

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