The Gorilla and The Redneck
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> A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
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> Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
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> The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
> Gorilla available.
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> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
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> A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
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> Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense bu t possessed ample
> Equipment to satisfy a female of any species.
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> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
> Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition.
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> Would he be willing to mate with the g orilla for $500?
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> Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think
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> The matter over carefully.
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> The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but
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> Only under four conditions:
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> 1. 'First', Bobby Lee said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.'
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> The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
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> 2 'Second', he said, 'You can't never tell no one about this.'
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> The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
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> 3. 'Third', Bobby Lee said, 'I want all the children raised Southern
> Baptist.'
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> Once again it was agreed.
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> 4. 'And last', Bobby Lee said, 'I'll need another week to come up
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> With the $500
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