The King looks like he been on a Viagra binge.
By the way, a feller has a MULE FOR TRADE ON THE TRADE BOARD. He prob trade that mule for "The Oinion".
Trade him. We go to Mule Day. Prob win and go big time mulin'. I went Mule Day 4 years ago with my Mule. I got disqualified. My Mule had 4 wheel drive. What do I know?