>> What Do Retired People Do All Day?
>>
>> Working people frequently ask retired people what
>> they do to make their days interesting.
>> Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went
>> into town and went into a shop. We were only in
>> there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
>> was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up
>> to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a
>> senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued
>> writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He
>> glared at me and started writing another ticket for
>> having worn tires.
>> So my wife called him a s**thead. He finished the
>> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>> first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
>> went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused
>> him, the more tickets he wrote.
>> Personally, we didn't care.
>> We came into town by bus.
>>
>> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
>> retired. It's important at our age.
>>