I love Roy D! One of the local stations here in Atlanta used to play his routines. One of my favorites is when they called up Bill Goldberg (former WCW wrestler "Goldberg".)
Roy claimed that his son was now sick since Goldberg autographed the kid's head with a magic marker. Roy wanted Goldberg to pay the kid's $232 medical bill. (That seemed to be a common theme. Roy was always after people to pay some little bill.)
Roy kept asking Goldberg, "How big a boy are you?" (implying that Roy was going to take it out of his hide if Goldberg didn't pay up.) Goldberg was getting steamed!
Hilarious! :D