good one
>> Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favourite
>> bar, drinking beer.
>> Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life
>> without an education.
>> Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for
some
>> classes."
>> Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>> The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
>> admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math,
english,
>> history, and logic.
>> "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>> The Dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would
have
>> a yard."
>> "That's true, I do have a yard."
>> "I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
>> logically that you would have a house."
>> "Yes, I do have a house."
>> "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have
a
>> family."
>> "I have a family."
>> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
>> have a wife."
>> "Yes, I do have a wife."
>> "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
>> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all
of
>> that because I have a weedeater!!"
>> Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves
to
>> go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is
signed
>> up for math, English, history, and logic.
>> "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
>> Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
>> "No."
>> "Then you're a queer."
"Only Death will end my love affair with Texas"........... Bob Bullock
good one
Stinkies Daddy
I'm going to buy a weedeater.
lol. That's pretty good.
Oh no! I've only got a hedgetrimmer. I can only speculate what that might mean.
Jim - Have boat - will travel.
Uh oh I got to buy a weedeater lol
Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911
Three years ago, I bought three of them. The two american ones lasted a total of four hours, now I got a husqvarna.At least my wives were maid in the usa. Wish they could have lasted longer, but there will be no more of them in my future.