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    If you’ve heard this already, tell me and I’ll stop typing!


    Last night my my wife asked me “ If I go before you, would you remarry?”
    Me: Probably. I don’t cook very good and I’m sure I’d be lonely.
    Her: Would you let her sleep on our bed?
    Me: I guess so. There’s nothing wrong with it and mattresses are expensive.
    Her: Would you let her wear my clothes?
    Me: I guess if she wanted to I would. You have some nice clothes and you wouldn’t need them any more.
    Her: What about my guns and rods and reels? Would you let her use them too?
    Me: No way!
    Her: Why not? You’d let her sleep in our bed and wear my clothes.
    Me: It just wouldn’t work. She’s left handed.

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    That question comes up and I find some way to change the subject quickly.
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