How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[DockShootinJack]

One of Life's Lessons, DSJ = Be careful of where you travel, what you do, who you meet/hang with = Poisonous elements are always in season!

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Adversity and discomfort build character

[up2specks]

Adversity and discomfort build character

Also builds $$ in your 'Depends/Hanes/BVD' Stock portfolio

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[up2specks]

Jack you don't need another rod and reel, gun, boat, truck, girlfriend, hobby, dog, fishing tackle.

Credit goes to my wife

Unfortunately, I made the mistake of giving Credit(card) to my wife(ex) too!

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[up2specks]

My wife says. “Let me know how that works out for you” every time I say I am going to do something emphatically that I KNOW she disapproves of.. .

I said something similar to my ex-wife many years ago = "Let me know when you'll start to work for me/us!"

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[up2specks]

A fool and his money will soon part
A classmate had a shirt that said a fool and his money will soon party. Drove the teachers nuts

A married man and ALL his things will eventually part! Never, Ever, allow you ex to help part your hair with an axe...YOU will definitely soon part!

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[up2specks]

Self-assessment of an individual's face-value = INFLATION

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

I said something similar to my ex-wife many years ago = "Let me know when you'll start to work for me/us!"

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contribute to the “ex” part did ya?

[BuckeyeCrappie]

“the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry”

[DockShootinJack]

You gonna cut bait or fish

[DockShootinJack]

Wouldn't harm a hair on your head

Can't fight your way out of a wet paper bag

Beating a dead horse