How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[LadyBear]

That dog won't hunt

nervous as a whore in church

never argue with an idiot he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

good enough for a town this size

fish don't mind the rain there already wet

no one ever drowned in sweat

not the coldest beer in the fridge

[DockShootinJack]

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

Stubborn as a mule
Stubborn as a goat

[DockShootinJack]

It puts the lotion on the skin. It does as it's told or it gets the hose again.

[DockShootinJack]

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks

[up2specks]

You're only as good as your last mistake -You're only as funny as your last joke-bomb -Judge a person on where he chooses to go in Life, not from where he's been -Do unto other's as you would want done to you(duplicate?) -It's only the thought that counts -Turn the other cheek -A pet's memory is as good as your next appearance(tail-wag/tail-wag) -If a person could earn a dollar for every stupid moment, some would be wealthy -People that live in glass houses, should never throw stones -Just sweep it under the carpet, dude -Just sleep on it, we'll talk about it in the morning

u2s

[up2specks]

The sharper the tongue, the quicker/deeper the cut!
u2s

[BuckeyeCrappie]

So buck toothed he could eat an ear of corn through a picket fences

Stuffed like a tick

[DockShootinJack]

So buck toothed he could eat an ear of corn through a picket fences

Stuffed like a tick

It was eat a porkchop through a picket fence where I grew up.

[first shirt]

Harder than woodpecker lips

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Drive it like you stole it