How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[up2specks]

I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall -Ya ain't seen nuthin' yet! -Wait 'til your father gets home! -This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you -Come see, come sah -Man, that wind sure is howlin' -Beauty's only skin deep -It's what is in the heart that counts -It wasn't me what done it
Apologize for any duplication, I KNEW this Thread was going to have a mega-count amount of pages( easily Quadrupled with single-entry posts!)

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[DockShootinJack]

I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall -Ya ain't seen nuthin' yet! -Wait 'til your father gets home! -This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you -Come see, come sah -Man, that wind sure is howlin' -Beauty's only skin deep -It's what is in the heart that counts -It wasn't me what done it
Apologize for any duplication, I KNEW this Thread was going to have a mega-count amount of pages( easily Quadrupled with single-entry posts!)

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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Up before the chickens

Up at the crack of dawn.

I try to put more than one to a post. At times one is all I can remember at a time

[up2specks]

Just between You, me and the lamp post - Between a rock & a hard place -Just because we're relatives doesn't mean we always relate(mine) -Just forget about it, day's gone by are just that -Back in the good ol' days -Oldies but goodies -Goody two shoes -I can only stretch so far before I snap -Face of an angel with devilish ideas(I think that may be mine, lol) -Anything worth doing is worth doing at least twice -Let us not forget what was said vs. what was done(mine?) OK, that's enough...let's just forget about it -2+ 2 doesn't always equal FOUR -Stop(Slow down), you're losing me -Things weren't like this when I was growing up -Instead of making 4 right turns, why not just go straight?(mine) -Are you kidding me...you CAN'T be serious -Including you means Three's a crowd -OK Einstein, That's not rocket science

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[up2specks]

Looks like there's a lot of room in his/her "attic"(mind) = Another gem of mind -A diamond in the rough.

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[DockShootinJack]

Those that can do, those that can't teach.

The wife hates that one. She used to be a school teacher.

["G"]

Between a rock and a hard place

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Up before the chickens

Up at the crack of dawn.

I try to put more than one to a post. At times one is all I can remember at a time

My wife say that I go to bed with the chickens, now I am so confused

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Get over it, get over yourself, get a life, I wish I could do it all over again, faster than a speeding bullet, slower than molasses, slower than a freight train, crawling the walls all night, their lights out and nobody’s home, bats in the belfry, swollen like a tick, puffed up like a toad, darker than a well diggers butt, hard as a brick, a stitch in time saves nine, tighter than dicks hatband, red on the head (YOU KNOW THE REST), smooth as a baby’s butt, slicker than snot, fogs as thick as pea soup, waste not - want not, pennies make dollars, crap through a goose, stop mollycoddling.

[scrat]

Cool him or lose him
Meaner than a junkyard dog
What's up Doc
See you later " not if I see you first"
One call that's all
Better late than never
Let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages
Can you hear me now
Head um up move um out "rawhide"

[DockShootinJack]

My wife say that I go to bed with the chickens, now I am so confused

The ones here at the house sleep when I gets drk and are up when I gets light.