I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you’re seventy...............who cares?

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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 stitches, but...
When you’re seventy...............who cares?

"Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember
we do not quit playing because we grow old.... we grow old because we quit playing"