M Dog....especially for Slab

[Cane Pole]

​My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks . . .
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!

[Billbob]

so true

[Slab]

Too funny. Roflmao


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[Redge]

You hit the nail on the head!


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[punchy]

too funny. I have 4 congressmen.

[Boatbottom]

True. At first it's funny but then it's not.

[deltarat]

That was a good one.

[shipahoy41]

By Golly, I know that congressman! Sad thing is that he has 38 twins all serving in congress! So true.