If You are a Goober....

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An old Goober became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Goober's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Goober didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Goober's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Goober, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Goober: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Goober: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Goober: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Goober: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Goober: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Goober: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Goober"*

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
Dr. Goober's Clinic - ENJOY YOUR DAY !!

[Billbob]

i like it

["G"]

thats right!

[H.M. Slab]

Pretty good!

[skeetbum]

One of the first things I learned was not to mess with an old man. He's too old to fight and to young to take a butt whipping. He'll just hurt ya quick to make ya stop.

[Luvfatslabs]

One of the first things I learned was not to mess with an old man. He's too old to fight and to young to take a butt whipping. He'll just hurt ya quick to make ya stop.

Well said

[PawPaw Gene]

Skeetbum, that's almost exactly what I told the office who finger printed me when I got my conceal carry permit. In making conversation he ask if there was any reason I wanted to conceal carry and I told him, "I'm too old to fight, and too slow to run". He laughed and said, "good reason".
"gene"

[RetiredRR]

Skeetbum, that's almost exactly what I told the office who finger printed me when I got my conceal carry permit. In making conversation he ask if there was any reason I wanted to conceal carry and I told him, "I'm too old to fight, and too slow to run". He laughed and said, "good reason".
"gene"

Exactly what I said for the last 15 years.

[crappiepappa]

I'm gettin to the point I don't have time to wait for a 2 minute egg