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    Default Two Lessons on Irony


    Two lessons on Irony





    Irony 1.



    We are told NOT TO judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."



    BUT on the other hand. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."



    How is that supposed to work.....??????



    Irony 2.



    The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.



    Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."



    Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."



    That ends today's two lessons in irony. Your welcome.























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    That makes perfect sense to me.

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    I will pass this on to see if any of my buddies can make sense of it.
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    I'm going outside to play. True words unfortunately, pretty sad.
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    I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.

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    need more lessons

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    You cannot force feed knowledge. Period.
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    Pretty great. Ill be using that Im sure.

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