Fishing Deacons
I didn't want to hijack EB's thread. But, this is an oldie he reminded me of.
Disclaimer
I am Southern Baptist. Don't get your panties all twisted up.
The crappie were tearing it up and the deacons tried to get together to go fishing. The only day they had to get together was Sunday. So, sure enough after a couple of hours, they had not been bit one time.
The first one ask, "Do you think God is punishing us for fishing on Sunday instead of attending church?"
The second one sez "Naw, most of the deciples were fishermen. Wern't they?"
The third one sez, "I couldn't go to church today anyway. My wife is sick"
Think about it.
DP
I am a heterosexual male. 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people who are called by My name will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from Heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land."