Originally Posted by
crap-king
One day in class the teacher brought in a bag of fruit. "Now class, I am going to reach in this bag and describe a piece of fruit, and I want you to tell me what fruit I am talking about". Okay, first its round, plumb, and red. Of course Piginthepen raised his hand high, but he teacher wisely ignored him because of his dirty mind and picked Debbie, who promptly answered an apple. The teacher said no Debbie it is a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy, and colored bown and redish. Well Piginthepen is hopping up and down in his chair raising his hand but the teacher ignors him again and calls on Billy. Billy says its a peach. No Billy it is a potato, but I like your thinking.Here is another, its long, yellow, and fairly hard. By now Piginthepen is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally . A banana she says. No replies the teacher, its a squash, but I like your thinking. Piginthepen is irritated now, so he loudly speaks up. Hey teacher I got one for you, Let me stick my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and got a head on it. "Piginthepen that's digusting"! Piginthepen says nope, it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!