"Thoughts for today!

[Eager Beaver]

Gentle Thoughts for Today -

Birds of a feather flock together . .

and then they poop on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then

your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house

is to buy a replacement ..

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together

it spells 'Theirs....'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age

and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth,

think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, today please Keep your arm around my shoulder

and your hand placed firmly over my mouth . . .

AMEN!

[fishingpox]

gooden beave

[Sawman53]

Sounds like a lot of good conservative values.

[Don G]

Good one Beav..Are we going to receive these daily? If so, I hope the Gentle thoughts for today are more dependable than Bob #1's morning coffee..

[Eager Beaver]

Ooopppss EB

[Big H trucking]

Nice

[backtocrappie]

LOL!! Good one, Beave!