Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame

[AWMiller]

by popular demand here are the lyrics to this song that's fast becoming a classic...

[Verse 1]
Bobby taught us by example not to look down a roman candle when you light it. He lost his right eye but you know, he's a better lookin' guy without it.

[Verse 2]
And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket would have flew if it weren't for his belt loop. We were listenin' to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis but it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of 'Don't Be Cruel'.

[Chorus 1]
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes. What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion. The ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame, we salute you, the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame.

[Verse 3]
But the best has got to be Bill's ingenuity with a man-sized rocket, duct-tape and a lawn chair. Well he did good I reckon, he rode a full eight seconds without spilling one drop of his beer.

[Chorus 2]
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes. Risking mutilation all for detonation. They ignited the firestorm now we fan the flame. And we salute you, the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame.

[GCD]

There's a vid on youtube with an idiot that thought it would be a good idea to stick a rocket on a stick in his butthole and lay on his back with his butt in the air while someone lit the fuse... well when the sparks from the fuse started burning his bare butt, the idiot starts screaming... and I imagine his butthole tightened up around the stick... not good!

When the fuse ignites the rocket, guess where all the thrust flames go?... yeah right on idiots bare butt!... that's when the screaming really intensifies!!!:D:D:D... and I'm sure the butthole tightening does too!:p... you just can't fix stupid!!!

I'd look and find the vid to post here, but it wouldn't last long enough to be worth it... so you'll have to find it yourself.

I gotta admit that I laffed my nads off when I saw it the first time, the screaming was hilarious!!!

Pain is funny if it isn't happening to you!!!:D:D:D