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    Information about Gonorrhea Lectem

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. It's pronounced "Vote ‘em out." You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

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    thats a good one

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    LMAO... Good one

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    And who are they to elect? The Republicans that have become the NO party. The ones that have blocked every effort to turn this country's economic problems around, and efforts to get Americans back to work. Is that the ones that you want back in power. The BABIES that didn't get their way, so are trying to block every effort to make this a better country, than when Obama took office. Is that the ones you want running this Country? Than I really feel sorry for you if you have that much HATE in you that you want to see Americans suffer so you can have your way. I do hope that the American people do open their eyes to what has been happening with the political system. It is time to throw out the politicans that are just taking up office space and not contributing to this country's well being. I truely hope that you enjoy voting for the politicans that have just taken up space and not accomplished anything in the last 2 years.
    The economy is starting to turn around and Obama got the Health Care bill past without the Republicans help. When people see that the health care bill isn't the BIG BAD WOLF that you all have been saying it is, then people will start to realize all the other BS the Repub have been spewing. EB
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    That is what he is saying. We are gonna start doing that this November and continue it in 2012. Throw them bums out.
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    EB
    Im sorry I upset you. It was a joke aimed at all politicians, not just the current administration. I respect your opinion. All my best to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcfillingham View Post
    EB
    Im sorry I upset you. It was a joke aimed at all politicians, not just the current administration. I respect your opinion. All my best to you.
    Hey no problems here. I don't get upset over someones opinions. I took it for a joke but a few probably thought it was for true. They will believe anything that is written against us Liberals.
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    EB
    I'd of swore you was a conservative.
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