:D Not meant to start an argument...enjoy!



THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

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ALL MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman



A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes, & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton

with an introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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and finally.....

A Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi