Reply With QuoteI'll say one thing, I'd let her eat crackers in bed all day long!! :p
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They need to drag him through the mud like they do Palin
I can only wish to be as good as my dog thinks I am
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I'll say one thing, I'd let her eat crackers in bed all day long!! :p
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what is the difference between santa and tiger woods?
santa stops after only three ho,s
The fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad
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Apparently Tiger's wife is a cheater too, she told police she took 5 swings to bust out the window of the Escalade when she really took 7.
I can only wish to be as good as my dog thinks I am
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Look at the company he has put himself in; like...
Thomas Jefferson
Bill Clinton
Jim Baker
Jimmy Swaggart ( I have sinned! I have sinned!! ):D
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I am a heterosexual male. 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people who are called by My name will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from Heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land."
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don't you mean everyone else loves playing with his driver?Originally Posted by Cane Pole
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these Bit*hes would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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judge not least ye be jugded
daddy always said if it aint bothering you let it be
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ok what poeple aint looking at is he was on tv at 2 hitting golf balls he was forces into a very sheltered life and at the age of 18 he wasnt goin to the prom he was goin to the masters the hole time his dad keep him on a short lead
once his dad died and he wakes up worth a billon and and he can have anything or any girl well it was a train reck waiting to happen
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