I take it you are not married.
Yall do know why the bride wears a white wedding dress don't ya???????
That way the dishwasher matches all the other appliances. :p
A gun in hand is a lot better than a cop on the phone.
I take it you are not married.
That just ain't right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no.:D
It's not the numbers or the size, it's the time spent on the water!
See there, jumping to conclusions. It was just a joke after all. Everyone who knows me, knows I am retired, but the wife is still working as a nurse, so I do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping etc. etc. Trust me, I didn't wear white at the wedding AND there are quite a few fellers out there that would kill for my job. 'Specially since she lets me go fishin when ever I want to.
A gun in hand is a lot better than a cop on the phone.