Marie Laveau, maybe Petula Clark via snapchat, but no Warwick.
Maybe you need to call the Diana Warwick hotline. She can tell you what your inner self wants to tell your outer self. You can get answers then for only $9.99 a minute. What a bargain
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Marie Laveau, maybe Petula Clark via snapchat, but no Warwick.
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I hope you're not as good looking as me cause you know what happened to a good looking guy like me. That Petula Clark is a fraud, don't go to her.
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true.........
Subject: 31 things
The top 31 things that you will never hear a real Southern guy say:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' North.
30. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. That car is too old and unsafe to drive.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a rat's ass who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Becky Mae.....darlin'
AND THE NUMBER ONE “THANG" THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
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Why stop now? A DUI is a DUI.
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NATO members need to get out of their diapers and get off the American TeeT! They been sucking the teet for 70 years. Time for them (especially EU) to change their own diapers and pay their own way.
Everybody hates Trump except me. With all that hate, he must be doing something right.
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Well not everybody, I see the former president and First Lady finally came around!
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I'm stealing this pic
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I can’t vouch for its authenticity but it sure got my niece (a liberal) wound up.
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