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In ahospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, onSunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors, and some even thought it had something to dowith the super natural. No one could solve the mystery asto why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team ofexperts were assembled to investigate the cause of theincidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM,all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward tosee for themselves what the terrible phenomenonwas all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayerbooks, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Justwhen the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper,entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could usethe vacuum cleaner.