Thread: Clean Jokes

Little Johnny took and old lawn mower to the street corner to try and sell it because he wanted to buy a bicycle. A short time later a preacher came riding by on his bicycle. He stopped and ask Little Johnny why he was selling his lawn mower. When the preacher heard that Little johnny wanted a bicycle he ask Little Johnny if he would like to trade his lawn mower for the bicycle he was riding. Little Johnny said sure, why not. The preacher ask Little Johnny if the mower ran well. Little Johnny said that it sure did. The preacher tried to crank the mower but no matter how hard he pulled the crank rope it wouldn't start. The preacher ask Little Johnny how to get it started. Little Johnny replied,"you have to cuss it a little bit to get it started". The preacher told Little Johnny that he had been a preacher so long that he had forgot how to cuss. Little Johnny told the preacher that if he just kept pulling on the crank rope that it would come back to him.
LMAO!!!!!!!!

A Police STOP at 1 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."