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Thread: Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

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    Default Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)


    This contest is being posted on both the Mississippi forum and the Missouri forum. The winner must be from one of those states, but entries can be posted on either board. Winner gets a $25 gift card AND $100 will be donated to Crappie.com on behalf of that state's forum. Winner will be announced on Monday, February 10th (30 days). Winner will be selected by a panel of judges (my wife and kids) and entries will be anonymous to preserve partiality.

    So what we're looking for are your colloquialisms.....your idioms....your vernacular....

    Those sayings that you use every day to best express your meaning.

    For example:

    "It's colder than a well digger's butt!"

    "My live well has been as dry as a popcorn fart."

    "My boat motor was shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit!"

    "Monty's coveralls smell so bad they'd knock a buzzard off a gut pile!"

    Get the idea? For best results, use in a sentence.

    Best of luck, and may the best state win!!

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    For your convenience, here is a link to the same thread on the Mississippi Off Topic forum:

    http://www.crappie.com/crappie/showt...i-vs-Missouri)

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    Joe is handier than a pocket on a shirt.


    That's using your head for something other than a hat rack.
    The best way to get to where you want to be in the future is to act like you are there TODAY.

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    man your nuttyer than squirel poop
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    know this won't count BUT maybe norm stewart will spend a dime or even a night in mississippi

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    Thanks, G....shoulda put that in the "rules"!


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    Dang, I got a bunch of them but most are NKF.


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    After someone does somethin' not too brite.............Well....did ya learn anythin' !!!

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    The boy's so stupid, he could pour "water" out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom.


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