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  1. 07-20-2011, 03:15 PM #1
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    Default Beer Joke on my daughter.


    My daughter is coming up from college this weekend with her boy-toy of the month. She loves Rolling Rock beer. I like "real" beers and brew some of my own. Most of my beer holds a head for several minutes and you can't see through them. I have a joke with her that Rolling Rock/Bud/Miller/Coors are all like sex in a canoe. They are all f..king close to water.

    So heres the joke. I'm going to buy a couple sixers of RollingR and dump it out or force it down. Than fill it with water, use my own beer self-caper and re-cap the bottles. I'm wondering how many she'll have to drink to notice....
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    That's too funny .. I'm anxious to hear how it turns out.
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    Hehe... it took her a couple of drinks to say, "Hey, this taste like water."
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    Bet you all had a great laugh. I would have.
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    Now that's funny!
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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    That's classic! We used to say that beers like that are like shampoo .. the only thing they're good for is washing your hair!
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