Mule

**C N** · 03-13-2010, 02:30 PM

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville,
MS. And bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some
bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead
mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a
profit of $998." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

**grb22** · 03-13-2010, 03:29 PM

Good one.:D

**C N** · 03-13-2010, 03:55 PM

Thanks.

**rugsrme** · 03-13-2010, 03:58 PM

Why you want to make blood shoot out of my eyes CN??????

**C N** · 03-13-2010, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by rugsrme

Why you want to make blood shoot out of my eyes CN??????

Sorry, Rugs. I haven't aggravated you in a long time.

**rugsrme** · 03-13-2010, 04:31 PM

Actually their profit would be $898 they paid $100 for the dead mule, that is why they now work for the govt. Just sain'

**C N** · 03-13-2010, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by rugsrme

Actually their profit would be $898 they paid $100 for the dead mule, that is why they now work for the govt. Just sain'

Rugs, you are SO wrong. They don't count what they paid for the mule. They just count what they made from selling it. If they figured it like you just did, our economy wouldn't be in such sad shape. SILLY YOU!

They work for the G O V E R N M E N T.

**JohnnyLaw** · 03-13-2010, 06:19 PM

kinda sounds like my cousins

that is it sounds like sumthin they would do with a dead mule

**kazualobzerver** · 03-15-2010, 10:28 AM

This is the part you didn't know.

Curt and Lenny had another mule before that but they lost it. They bought it because they couldn't afford a car and because it was a trained mule. Would stop at red light traffic signals and go on green. Rode it over to Jackson one time and the mule, like it was trained to do, pulled up at a red light. A car pulls up beside them and the driver points up at the mule and says "look at the two a------s on that mule". Curt and Lenny got off to look see, the light turned green, the mule ran off and they never saw it again.

**C N** · 03-15-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by kazualobzerver

This is the part you didn't know.

Curt and Lenny had another mule before that but they lost it. They bought it because they couldn't afford a car and because it was a trained mule. Would stop at red light traffic signals and go on green. Rode it over to Jackson one time and the mule, like it was trained to do, pulled up at a red light. A car pulls up beside them and the driver points up at the mule and says "look at the two a------s on that mule". Curt and Lenny got off to look see, the light turned green, the mule ran off and they never saw it again.

That's hilarious!!!!! Love it!!! :D :D :D

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