Thread: Dadgum Crappie Novice

YIKES! I leave you folks alone for a few hours and i get hammered! Allow me to set the record straight. Yes, I meant 24 the tv show. Now, Wannabe, let me explain this to you; put down your Busch light, take your hand off your sisters/cousins leg. I know this is going to upset you. Jeff Gordon sucks. Nascar sucks. I know, I know, to you Southern boys that is like heresy, but let's analyze this. Do you have ANY personal possessions that do NOT have an "8" decal on them? Do you leave whatever you are doing, no matter how important, to go home or to the bar to watch "THE RACE?" Is this how the dialog goes? "Iffn he can keep that ole' wheel turnt leff he gots a goodin chance to win dis ting" Ever wonder WHY there are no right turns? It would have to make them think too much and up the odds considerably that they "kiss the wall". Now to the name. Wannabe. What is it exactly that you wannabe? More masculine? More ladylike? Struggling with your sexuality and just can't decide? Did you take an anti-depression medicine that enlarged your breasts and now you find it hard to leave the house? That should be enough to occupy your thoughts for a few months, but hey, you have a wonderful day

This is like the longest running thread on the MO board eva!!!! We need to creep in every now and then and poke the fire!!!!

Originally Posted by biggerjigger

This is like the longest running thread on the MO board eva!!!! We need to creep in every now and then and poke the fire!!!!

Not even close, BiggerJigger! You need to wake up the banker and let him know he's got his hands full today. Jackb has SPOKEN! :D

A'ite now jackb, you can talk about my heritage, you can talk about Nascar, you can talk about my sexuality, but don't be dissing my moobs. They are spectacular.

Sorry I'm late CN, you tell me who needs the smacking first.

Wannabe...

I agree with JackB. I never did understand the attraction to rednecks turning left. I know I know what about my CDC name? Well lets just say I am not your average redneck. At the same time you have to wonder why bass boats have metal flake finishes? Same reason beer cans are shiny, rednecks like shiny/colorful things. I think that is why so many people like the "rainbow warrior" aka Jeff Gordon, it is all the pretty colors on his car. Speaking of rainbows, is #24 your favorite driver there WB?

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

A'ite now jackb, you can talk about my heritage, you can talk about Nascar, you can talk about my sexuality, but don't be dissing my moobs. They are spectacular.

Sorry I'm late CN, you tell me who needs the smacking first.

Wannabe...

Smack yourself first, Wannabe! I've been waiting on you since yesterday afternoon! How is it you have my back, when you are nowhere to be found??? Hmmmm? I'm waiting. This relationship is going nowhere faster than my relationships usually do.(before Jack says it)


I think Adjust 555 should be first in line. After that, it's your call.

Knob Noster.........hmmmm.....never mind, I don't want to know.

How's my driving there CN?

Wannabe...

Honk, Honk

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Knob Noster.........hmmmm.....never mind, I don't want to know.

How's my driving there CN?

Wannabe...

Honk, Honk

Conditions are S L I C K here, but you are used to that, WB! Just keep to the left!